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  1. Euripides’ Shorts
    If you’re horny and you know it, rub one out!
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    It’s the time of the season for rubbing.
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    She gave new meaning to the expression “tit for tat” when she got Bill Murray inked on her left breast.
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    Two dogs converged on a bacon treat, and now my purebred is a mutt.
  5. Euripides’ Shorts
    TIL the Itsy Bitsy Spider has terrible IBS, hence the letter play in its name.
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    Boy, these penis pumps do wonders for my whiskey dick!
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    Ding dong! The dick bitch is dead.

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    Ding dong! The dick bitch is dead.
  8. Euripides’ Shorts
    If you don’t shit a brick I’ll eat my hat with a shit-eating grin.
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    Let he who is without foreskin rub the first chub.
  10. Euripides’ Shorts
    You’re even thinker than I drunk you were!
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    Drinky, drinky! I’m so stinky it’s hard to thinky.
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    Don’t do me like that! You know I prefer the bottom.
  13. Euripides’ Shorts
    Don’t do me like that. I thought we were gonna try roleplay tonight.
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    I don’t always have sex, but when I do, I prefer that kinky shit.
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    Masturbation exacerbated my infatuation with Perry Mason.
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    Make way! I’m making hay. And by “hay” I mean poop.
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    Hell hath no fury like a half-out turd.

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    Hell hath no fury like a half-out turd.
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    Hangdong man ain’t nothin’ to tuck with.
  19. Euripides’ Shorts
    As the saying goes, lube yourself up ‘cause I’m comin’ in hot!
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    Flag on the play: pull ‘em down an’ spank away.
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    I mustache you to stop using “mustache” so loosely.
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    Who naps in my nappy? It is but the humble Turd.
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    It pains me to say ‘twas so stankily made, the remains of that steak that you ate on the plane.
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    Did you hear the one about the cyclops with two brown eyes? …One was his anus.
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    I have three eyes: two blue and one brown.
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