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Everything posted by Euripidesâ Shorts
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Undies down, time to clown.
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Condominium? I hardly know him!
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No seriously, who let the dogs out?
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Mention here or mention there; just donât mention underwear.
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Mention here or mention there; just donât mention underwear. -
Grow old along with me! And wipe my poop and pee.
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Que pasa, bratwurst?
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Skeet-skeetâŚskeet-skeet, skeet-skeet. The more the merrier.
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Skeet-skeetâŚskeet-skeet, skeet-skeet. The more the merrier. -
All berries or no berries, Capân Crunch should really up his quality control.
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All berries or no berries, Capân Crunch should really up his quality control. -
To beat or not to beat: that is the question.
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If it looks like crap and sounds like crap but tastes great itâs probably a cruffin.
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If it looks like crap and sounds like crap but tastes great itâs probably a cruffin. -
Girls donât fart, they fluff. Except when they actually fart.
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Girls donât fart, they fluff. Except when they actually fart. -
If you canât take the heat, can you at least haul away my old window unit?
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She gets elevator eyes and then invites him âtwixt her thighs when he sings âBette Davis Eyes.â
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She gets elevator eyes and then invites him âtwixt her thighs when he sings âBette Davis Eyes.â -
Itâs all fun and games until someone busts nurt.
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Ben bit Benny in a Boise Benihana, but he didnât bite the bento box because he didnât wanna.
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Ben bit Benny in a Boise Benihana, but he didnât bite the bento box because he didnât wanna. -
I once asked a zombie why he didnât eat other zombies. He said, âWhat are you, my dietician?â
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I once asked a zombie why he didnât eat other zombies. He said, âWhat are you, my dietician?â- 1 reply
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Past-tense for my sex friends, sextants for my past friends. Hope you didn't get lost on the way to the midnight maritime orgy.
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I left my sextant in a sex tent.- 1 reply
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On the bowl I pay my toll, then stand and hand-wash âround the hole.
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On the bowl I pay my toll, then stand and hand-wash âround the hole. -
Your corona, my Sharona.
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Itâs all fun and games until someone gets the squirts.
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Itâs all fun and games until someone gets the squirts. -
Dog butt dogs but a dogâs butt, dawg, but dogsâ butts dog all butt dogs, yâall.
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Dog butt dogs but a dogâs butt, dawg, but dogsâ butts dog all butt dogs, yâall. -
Donât piss on my leg and tell me itâs raining, unless of course it IS raining, and in that case, piss away.
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Donât piss on my leg and tell me itâs raining, unless of course it IS raining, and in that case, piss away. -
Oui, monsieur. We miss your wee, Miss Yurr.
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Oui, monsieur. We miss your wee, Miss Yurr.