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  1. Euripides’ Shorts
    Jolly Old St. Nicholas, bend your ear this way… Okay, now bend your ear the other way… Okay, that’s a wrap.
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    I like my bookshelves like I like my blow-up dolls: properly assembled before mounting.
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    Netflix and chill? I hardly know her!

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Netflix and chill? I hardly know her!
  4. Euripides’ Shorts
    When you said I should take it on the chin, I thought you meant something else.
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    This may very well be the finest poem of the English language.
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    I had a tough time-r coming up with this one-liner and it doesn’t even rhyme.
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    Marshmallows never mellow in the microwave.
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    Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?
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    Needless to say, the first four mambos were unsuccessful.
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    And before you ask, yes, Buttsqueezer IS a family name.
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    And that’s why I’m tripping BALLS right now
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    The wife takes a child. The wife goes to jail.
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    I pee standing up, Seat down, then I sit to feel How good my aim was.
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    When you said you were a huge water sports fan, I thought you meant something else.
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    A chicken in every Schnickpot and a Colfax on every ear of corn.
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    And a legato note is long and connected, much like an uncut twelve-incher.
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    Do not trick-or-treat gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against your recent keto diet.
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    Pull out all the stops; put in all the starters; and pop, lock, ‘n’ drop it. RIP Huey.
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    Two, four, six, eight…watch that stock depreciate!
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    Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the mix of milk and Sprite.
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    There’s no one in your chair, Mr. Wozniak, and that smell is just kettle corn.
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    For the last time, we don’t accept Christmas lists as payment for dental implants.
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    Polly wanna cracker? Polly hardly know her!
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    The feet are the REAL nether regions.

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    The feet are the REAL nether regions.
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    Sunday we have sundaes. Friday we have fry days. Tuesday we have pancakes.
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