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    When did pirates get un-canceled?

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    When did pirates get un-canceled?
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    Brevity is the soul of wit, but levity gives me perky tits.
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    Oh this is cuuuuuuute!

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    Oh this is cuuuuuuute!
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    Worry never, butt stuff forever.

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    Worry never, butt stuff forever.
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    Herd mentality, turd brutality.

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    Herd mentality, turd brutality.
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    The Tapbacks need Tapbacks.

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    The Tapbacks need Tapbacks.
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    Knees are ugly. Deez are fugly.

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    Knees are ugly. Deez are fugly.
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    Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones…or hang dong with the lights on.
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    Let he who is without stink rip the first fart.
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    Farm-to-table could also be called farm-to-colon, because that’s where it’s going.
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    For dessert, I’ll have the crème brûlée, and can I get extra diacritical marks on the side?
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    If you want it fast, I’m your man. If you want it slow, call Stan.
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    This would be a great title for a biography: Feels Braided Down There: The StopEatingBees Story.
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    I missed the dog and pony show but made it to the do-si-do.
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    People say the term “assless chaps” is redundant, but not for me. I got a real flat butt.
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    The cyclical pickle frisked a mean nickel fiscally, while I lay listless.
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    Feels so good to poop and pee; just don’t poop and pee on me.
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    These apple-bottom jeans don’t taste like apple…
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    You can’t make this shit up. This shit was a final exam. The semester’s over. You fail.
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    The moister the oyster, the more boisterous the roister of the cloister.
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    Is someone grating parmesan cheese or am I due for a shower?
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    I beg Americans with this one weird tip to increase penis size to throw out this food.
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    Dear mascara, I already have amazing-looking eyes, thank you.
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    I put way too much salt in these mashed potatoes.
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    I have a moon in my boot

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    Is that a moon in your boat or are you just happy to see me?
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