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Everything posted by Euripidesâ Shorts
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Number two on the call sheet? I take a number two in the hall, Pete.
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Number two on the call sheet? I take a number two in the hall, Pete. -
The best-laid schemes oâ mice anâ deez gang aft on your chin.
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The best-laid schemes oâ mice anâ deez gang aft on your chin. -
Deep into dog mess / I stepâand muse / While brown poos fuse / To my blue suede shoes.
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Deep into dog mess I stepâand muse While brown poos fuse To my blue suede shoes. -
Theirs not to reason why, theirs to go to Best Buy.
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Theirs not to reason why, theirs to go to Best Buy. -
If I had a nickel for every time I needed a pay toilet, your Honor, I wouldnât have these five arrests for public urination.
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If I had a nickel for every time I needed a pay toilet, your Honor, I wouldnât have these five arrests for public urination. -
Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey crank it with your lube.
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Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey crank it with your lube. -
Pantsless, we beat on, backs against the current, borne free-balling it into the past.
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The days of freeball past were simpler times. -
âDo a little dance. Make a little fudge. Get down tonight.â So goes the anthem of the Keebler elves.
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âDo a little dance. Make a little fudge. Get down tonight.â So goes the anthem of the Keebler elves. -
Na-na na-boo-boo; stick your head in doo-doo. Congratulations, youâre hired.
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Na-na na-boo-boo; stick your head in doo-doo. Congratulations, youâre hired. -
Grind it up! Weâre goinâ to Beantown, baby!
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Grind it up! Weâre goinâ to Beantown, baby! -
Iâll have the hot slaughtered meat on powdered wheat mixed with fungus. On second thought, just give me the hamburger.
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Iâll have the hot slaughtered meat on powdered wheat mixed with fungus. On second thought, just give me the hamburger. -
I call being pregnant âyouâre welcome,â but thatâs âcause Iâm half Italian.
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I call being pregnant âyouâre welcome,â but thatâs âcause Iâm half Italian. -
Two chimps flung poop at a yellow sign, / And I cleaned the side less caked thereby, / And thatâs why Iâm not Head Zookeeper.
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Two chimps flung poop at a yellow sign, And I cleaned the side less caked thereby, And thatâs why Iâm not Head Zookeeper. -
Peter Pantser pantsed a pack of pesky pranksters. How many criminal charges will Peter Pantser face?
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Peter Pantser pantsed a pack of pesky pranksters. How many criminal charges will Peter Pantser face? -
Pants, pants: they cover your butt. Your dad didnât wear them, and I saw his nut.
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Pants, pants: they cover your butt. Your dad didnât wear them, and I saw his nut. -
The worst part of this pandemic is not being able to rip nasty in a crowded elevator.
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The worst part of this pandemic is not being able to rip nasty in a crowded elevator. -
The sharper the cheese, the better the cut.
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The sharper the cheese, the better the cut. -
Macadamia nuts?! I hardly know ya!
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Macadamia nuts?! I hardly know ya! -
Deez nuts are made for restinâ. Thatâs just what theyâll do. One of these days deez nuts are gonna rest upon your chin.
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Deez nuts are made for restinâ. Thatâs just what theyâll do. One of these days deez nuts are gonna rest upon your chin. -
Everybody poops, so give me two scoops.
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Everybody poops, so give me two scoops. -
The ants in France dance mainly in my pants.
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The ants in France dance mainly in my pants. -
Thereâs nothinâ in the rule book that says a dog canât have two Halloween costumes.
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Thereâs nothinâ in the rule book that says a dog canât have two Halloween costumes. -
The guy laughing at the beginning of âWipeoutâ was just predicting the toilet paper crisis.
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The guy laughing at the beginning of âWipeoutâ was just predicting the toilet paper crisis. -
No, I did Not shake / At the time I would Not dance / Now I have piss pants
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No, I did Not shake At the time I would Not dance Now I have piss pants