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Euripides’ Shorts

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    The busyness of my business has made it hard to give you the business as busily as I’d like.
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    Are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind’s eye all day! I have visions.
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    You’re right, Teddy—the ace didn’t help me… I flopped deez nuts straight!
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    Stay home. Stay safe. Stay sexy.

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    Stay home. Stay safe. Stay sexy.
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    That’s my shit right there. That’s my piss right there.
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    Booty is truth, truth booty, —that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
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    Sit on my face while you shelter in place.

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    Sit on my face while you shelter in place.
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    A vampire who backs bare-assed into a crucifix has hot cross buns.

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    CBB bump!
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    When your mouth’s down south rhyming is uncouth.
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    When your mouth’s down south rhyming is uncouth.

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    CBB bump!
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    That’s one small thrust for a man, one giant disappointment for my date
  12. Euripides’ Shorts

    That’s one small thrust for a man, one giant disappointment for my date

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    CBB bump!
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    Opinions are like asses: everyone wants one on their face but is afraid to ask for it.
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    Five! …Five-dollar! …Five-dollar foot! I’m selling this mannequin piece by piece.
  15. Euripides’ Shorts
    I’m tireder than an asshole with dysentery.
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    A pirate who doesn’t believe what he sees has fuck me eyes.
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    It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the Lit’l Smoky in my mouth.
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    My name’s Skort Orc-erman. I’m an orc advocate who invented the skort. AMA
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    Feel the burn! …Oh wait, that’s just my gonorrhea. Crab cake, anyone?
  20. Euripides’ Shorts
    I put my penis in a cola down in Pensicola, but my baby’s still gone, still gone.
  21. Euripides’ Shorts
    Take time to bake, and take time to make. But make extra time if you’ve eaten a steak.
  22. Euripides’ Shorts
    The hips don’t lie: your dog has dysplasia.
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    Loose lips make plosives difficult.

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    Loose lips make plosives difficult.
  24. Euripides’ Shorts
    When you said you had two blue balls, I thought you meant something else.
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    My ass, your face. Let’s make it a date!
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