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    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with
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    I’ll chowder your gumbo if you consommé my bisque.
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    If I wanted to listen to horseshit I’d be in the stable out back with a stethoscope and a notepad.
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    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

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    Half-shell clams ain’t nothin’ to shuck with.
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    How many roads must a heynong man walk down before you can call him the Dink Dink Man?
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    Like it or not, we’re all just hot meatbags.
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    I am to poop what Colfax is to corn.

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    I am to poop what Colfax is to corn.
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    A twisty tisk is risky business, but a squishy bisque is frisky, isn’t it?
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    No one told me there’d be BEES in this beehive!
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    What’s all that clatter? Just the splatter from my bladder.
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    Wildflower beds ain’t nothin’ to cut, Seth
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    See the doctor? I hardly know her!

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    See the doctor? I hardly know her!
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    Call me old-fashioned, but I like my pugs to sploot.
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    This pity party’s a real disappointment.
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    You should’ve seen the OTHER black-eyed pea!
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    Waiter! I asked for sand and this is COUSCOUS!
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    Funny you should ask… It IS fried.

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    Funny you should ask… It IS fried.
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    Take a penny, leave a penny / When I buy my heart antennae. How am I still single?
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    “The hurdy-gurdy’s dirty,” Bert chirped smirkingly and curtly.
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    Strip the nips and dip the tip; grip the hips and let it rip.
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    I’m not drunk. YOU’RE drunk!

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    I’m not drunk. YOU’RE drunk!
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    Plugs are patient, plugs are kind. They do not envy or boast…unless they’re on prime time.
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    Take the test: kick the nest and haul ass from the bees’ rage fest.
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    Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey throw his poop at you.
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    When I taste that sweet confectioner’s glaze, it puts me in a haze for days. I’m allergic to beetles.
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