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  1. Euripides’ Shorts
    This lotion I bought for my scrotum is potent. I dote on it ‘cause they don’t test it on rodents.
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    I like my coffee like I like my sexual partners: hot, moist, and ready to spill.
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    Did a civet shit in these brownies or am I just that good of a baker?
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    The fart is the symphony of the bowels.

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    The fart is the symphony of the bowels.
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    Don’t scratch on the 9-ball. Scratch my behind, Paul.
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    Nebuchadnezzar never could nezz her ‘cause he hardly knew her.
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    The gloves are coming off; my pants are coming down.
  8. Euripides’ Shorts
    “If you build it, they will come,” read the do-it-yourself dildo instructions.
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    You may have an alibi for ugly, Mr. Smith, but not for the public nudity charges.
  10. Euripides’ Shorts
    Two, four, six, eight! Watch that stock depreciate!
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    These boots are made for walking. Those boots are made for hiking. And THOSE boots are made primarily for sex.
  12. Euripides’ Shorts
    I hear Merrell just came out with a new line for just that. Can’t remember the name though…
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    A lot of people don’t know this, and isn’t THAT convenient!
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    Squat o’er the pot but don’t spill the swill.
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    Y: I oughta. Z: I gotta. X? I already did.
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    Tickle the taint; don’t scratch the paint.
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    Birdseed and carrion and watery turds: these are a few of the things for the birds.
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    Knockin’ on my front door, comin’ in my back door.
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    Speak for yourself! I shit where *I* eat!
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    Excuse me waiter, I asked for piss and this is Mountain Dew.
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    My idea went over like a fart in church, or a disco medley in a funeral dirge.
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    This choo-choo is mucho goochy-goochy-goo. All aboard the Baby Train!
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    Another day, another dollar. Spank my bottom, hear me holler!
  24. Euripides’ Shorts
    Ask not what your podcast can do for you, but what sweet catchphrase you can submit to your podcast.
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    Be still, my fart.

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Be still, my fart.
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