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    Tell me why it’s illegal for ME to walk around in boxers but okay for YOU to free-ball in plaid shorts, good sir!
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    Don’t tread on deez.

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    Don’t tread on deez.
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    Welcome to the jungle. We got fungus, and no games.
  4. Euripides’ Shorts
    It takes one to know one… That’s why we both have gonorrhea.
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    You can go to hell! And YOU can go to hell! And YOU can go to hell!
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    Old man diapey’s got a hold of me too / I’ve got the ca-ca pneumonia and the pee-pee poo-poo flu.
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    The resident pickle tickler was a bit fickle when I pulled ol’ Gherky out.
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    Oh uh, Spaghettios! …As in uh oh, I have to eat this crap again.
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    More like BUTT-lexa!

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    More like BUTT-lexa!
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    Butt-lexa, what time is my proctologist appointment?
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    The Grammar Police are the REAL reason Toys ‘R’ Us went bankrupt.
  12. Euripides’ Shorts
    Some folks crumple, some folks roll; I just clogged the toilet bowl!
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    Okay Google, why are my turds so hard?

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    Okay Google, why are my turds so hard?
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    Hey, I asked for diarrhea and this is YOO-HOO!
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    When I play Operation, I’m up in them guts.
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    Two turds diverged in a porcelain bowl, / And I flushed the one not floating as high, / And that’s what clogged the toilet.
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    Fee, fie, fo, fum: that’s what I yell every time that I skeet-skeet.
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    ‘Tent to get your boner goin’

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    ‘Tent to get your boner goin’
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    Humperdinck? I hardly know her!

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    Humperdinck? I hardly know her!
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    About three inches. Why do you ask?

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    About three inches. Why do you ask?
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    That’s MISTER Three-Pump Chump to you, young lady!
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    I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener.

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    I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener.
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    She’s allergic to nuts… No, the other kind.
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    When you said “rim job,” I thought you meant something else.
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    Thrust ‘til you bust!

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    Thrust ‘til you bust!
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