Euripides’ Shorts
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Cleopatra had a box of bees; Lorena Bobbitt had the real thing.
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Cleopatra had a box of bees; Lorena Bobbitt had the real thing. -
Usually from behind. Why do you ask?
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Usually from behind. Why do you ask? -
All’s swole that ends rolls.
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A turd in the hand is worth two in the push.
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A turd in the hand is worth two in the push. -
Who spiked the Donkey Punch?
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Backseat, windows up: that’s the way I rode to the police station.
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So fast the wistful débutante paced by the water hole to see her own self reflected in its liquid visage.
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So fast the wistful débutante paced by the water hole to see her own self reflected in its liquid visage. -
LLLLLLLLLET’S GET READY TO RUMSPRINGAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!!!!!!
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LLLLLLLLLET’S GET READY TO RUMSPRINGAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!!!!!! -
Pigeons: nature’s hobos
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I’m not as hungry as I thought. Could I get that dead rhinoceros ass on the side?
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I’m not as hungry as I thought. Could I get that dead rhinoceros ass on the side? -
I’m so funny I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros
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When you said you were down to clown, I thought you meant something else.
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When you said you were down to clown, I thought you meant something else. -
Shove what where, pray tell?
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To fart, perchance to shart
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Bubble, bubble, rub my nubble.
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I’ll Twizzler your Red Vine if you Jujy my gumdrop.
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Don’t mind that pitter-patter; it’s just my bladder splatter.
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Don’t mind that pitter-patter; it’s just my bladder splatter. -
He who shits iced tea has a pitcher for a sphincter.
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He who shits iced tea has a pitcher for a sphincter. -
Firetruck duck suck. Least I didn’t say “fuck.”
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Firetruck duck suck. Least I didn’t say “fuck.” -
The comedy splattereth upon thine ears as hot diarrhea sprayeth upon a crowd.
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The comedy splattereth upon thine ears as hot diarrhea sprayeth upon a crowd. -
Red goin’ in and brown comin’ out—that’s steak, apples, and raw rainbow trout.
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Red goin’ in and brown comin’ out—that’s steak, apples, and raw rainbow trout. -
I’ll Swiss Roll your Cupcake if you Ho Ho my Ding Dong.
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I’ll Swiss Roll your Cupcake if you Ho Ho my Ding Dong. -
Fingie finger, toe-y toe. Never suck when you can blow.
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Fingie finger, toe-y toe. Never suck when you can blow. -
I pooped my diapey. Baby need a change-y.
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I pooped my diapey. Baby need a change-y. -
Let’s get stupid!