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Bee-line for the key lime, but watch out for that Pie Minister.
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Bee-line for the key lime, but watch out for that Pie Minister. -
Duck, duck, goose. Congratulations, youâre a registered ornithologist!
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Duck, duck, goose. Congratulations, youâre a registered ornithologist! -
Iâve a bucket of squash and a sheet with a hole, so come on, Baby. Letâs party!
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Iâve a bucket of squash and a sheet with a hole, so come on, Baby. Letâs party! -
One who keeps his dick in a Spider-Man comic all day is a peter parker.
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One who keeps his dick in a Spider-Man comic all day is a peter parker. -
The Puritan word for âcreampieâ is âregular.â
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The Puritan word for âcreampieâ is âregular.â -
My favorite poet is also what I scream at the end of sex: âe.e. cummings.â
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My favorite poet is also what I scream at the end of sex: âe.e. cummings.â -
If the Marshmallow Man can Stay Puft, why canât you?
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If the Marshmallow Man can Stay Puft, why canât you? -
Letâs get this Havarti party started, Marty!
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Letâs get this Havarti party started, Marty! -
The deeper you go, the softer you blow.
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The deeper you go, the softer you blow. -
The Elation Migration of Horse-Butt Nation cured me of Slant-Rhyme Indiscretion.
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The Elation Migration of Horse-Butt Nation cured me of Slant-Rhyme Indiscretion. -
Tee-tee and boo-boo. Pee-pee when I poo-poo.
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Tee-tee and boo-boo. Pee-pee when I poo-poo. -
People who arenât croissant bakers knead not a ply.
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People who arenât croissant bakers knead not a ply. -
That holeâs where the bee comes out; this holeâs where my pee comes out.
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That holeâs where the bee comes out; this holeâs where my pee comes out. -
Shart, shower, and shave.
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The only chronic I smoke is my chronic fatigue syndrome.
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The only chronic I smoke is my chronic fatigue syndrome. -
Preheat; skeet-skeet.
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Whatever YOLO wants, YOLO gets.
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If Benjamin Button were Catholic he wouldâve died as a skeet-skeet.
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If Benjamin Button were Catholic he wouldâve died as a skeet-skeet. -
Chocolat? Shak-a-laka!
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Donât worry, this horse glue is gluten-free.
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Donât worry, this horse glue is gluten-free. -
Garlic my gar-dick while I gar-eat this Filet-oâ-Garfish
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Garlic my gar-dick while I gar-eat this Filet-oâ-Garfish -
That stool softener really did the trick. These bar seats are way cushier.
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That stool softener really did the trick. These bar seats are way cushier. -
Opinions are like assholes: everyoneâs got one, except birds. Their excrement holes are combined.
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Opinions are like assholes: everyoneâs got one, except birds. Their excrement holes are combined. -
Guess what? Pooty butt.
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Chill âem and grill âem; drop âem and drill âem
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Chill âem and grill âem; drop âem and drill âem