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    Bee-line for the key lime, but watch out for that Pie Minister.
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    Duck, duck, goose. Congratulations, you’re a registered ornithologist!
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    I’ve a bucket of squash and a sheet with a hole, so come on, Baby. Let’s party!
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    One who keeps his dick in a Spider-Man comic all day is a peter parker.
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    The Puritan word for “creampie” is “regular.”
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    My favorite poet is also what I scream at the end of sex: “e.e. cummings.”
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    If the Marshmallow Man can Stay Puft, why can’t you?
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    Let’s get this Havarti party started, Marty!
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    The deeper you go, the softer you blow.

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    The deeper you go, the softer you blow.
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    The Elation Migration of Horse-Butt Nation cured me of Slant-Rhyme Indiscretion.
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    Tee-tee and boo-boo. Pee-pee when I poo-poo.
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    People who aren’t croissant bakers knead not a ply.
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    That hole’s where the bee comes out; this hole’s where my pee comes out.
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    Shart, shower, and shave.

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    Shart, shower, and shave.
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    The only chronic I smoke is my chronic fatigue syndrome.
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    Preheat; skeet-skeet.

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    Preheat; skeet-skeet.
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    Whatever YOLO wants, YOLO gets.

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    Whatever YOLO wants, YOLO gets.
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    If Benjamin Button were Catholic he would’ve died as a skeet-skeet.
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    Chocolat? Shak-a-laka!

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    Chocolat? Shak-a-laka!
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    Don’t worry, this horse glue is gluten-free.
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    Garlic my gar-dick while I gar-eat this Filet-o’-Garfish
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    That stool softener really did the trick. These bar seats are way cushier.
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    Opinions are like assholes: everyone’s got one, except birds. Their excrement holes are combined.
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    Guess what? Pooty butt.

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    Guess what? Pooty butt.
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    Chill ‘em and grill ‘em; drop ‘em and drill ‘em
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