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    Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for deez nuts.
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    The Discovery Channel’s got nothin’ on me—every week is shart week
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    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s assault.
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    If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hams.
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    Theirs not to reason why, / Theirs but to do me dry
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    Mr. Rickles’ pickles sent a prickle up my tickler.
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    DABDA? Nagada.

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    DABDA? Nagada.
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    Upside-down cake gets my downside up, if you know what I mean. I have ED!
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    Smell me once—shame on you. Smell me twice—is that Old Spice?
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    I’m Skort Jorkleman and this is outrageous.
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    The doctor is a woman

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    The doctor is a woman
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    Whiff it, don’t sniff it.

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    Whiff it, don’t sniff it.
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    Whirlin’ Merlin hurled a gherkin at a squirrel. How churlish! Churro, Daryl?
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    Let’s make like water and oil and emulsify, baby!
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    Good thing I like mixed nuts! …The right one’s a little bigger.
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    Never look a gift horse in the dick.

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    Never look a gift horse in the dick.
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    Barry blew a blueberry out his ear at Gary’s burial, aerial photographs reveal
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    Put the batter in; bake at 98° for nine months… This muffin recipe is terrible.
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    This whole rat race has gotten a bit cheesy.
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    The more you fart, the better you feel, so stay away from elevators.
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    Try our fresh, nutty fudge: made in the Poo-S.A.!
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    This is solid fucking gold in every way.
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    Secretin’ ain’t cheatin’.
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    Get ‘em on, get ‘em over, get ‘em in my mouth: that’s your basic hotdog strategy.
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    The real tragedy is that Mister Fantastic was hung already.
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