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  1. Euripides’ Shorts
    Slap some guac on that tortilla ‘cause I love hot diarrhea.
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    Beans, beans, by speedsters preferred: the more you eat, the faster your turd.
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    We should call it “diar-rhear” because that’s where it comes from.
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    First the toaster, then a schmear, in my mouth and out my rear.
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    Captain FartBreath will not be discriminated against!
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    I’ll suck your dick for a Klondike bar.
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    The hamburger scam of New Haversham sandwiched the bandwidth ‘twixt Norfolk and Rotterdam.
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    A personal-sized sunbeam made of raw bread and pig fat in Burkina, Mr. Puente, is a dough-ray-me Faso lard, Tito.
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    They call me Forrest Gump ‘cause I’m always pushin’ chocolate.
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    Say that to my face, Asshole! I’m a licensed anus counselor.
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    How do I love thee? Let me count the Waze app turns…
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    Flaming poop in a bag’s a real gag. Flaming musophagidae? Tragedy.
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    Roses are red, / Violets are blue, / Grass is red, / I have deuteranopia.
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    Dicks of a feather dock together.

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    Is that a jar of salve in your pocket, or are you just chappy to see me?
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    Think you can or think you can’t—either way, no one gives a shit.
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    Diarrhea hot, diarrhea cold, diarrhea from my butt splattered in the bowl
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    Well spank my ass and call me by my Christian name!
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    Hey, lemme ride that donkey! I paid for the round-trip mule trek, after all.
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    I missed an accidental when I did my song and dance, / But no one missed the accident that followed in my pants.
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    Loose my bowels upon the towels, then rinse on cold and a fluff-‘n’-fold.
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    ‘Tis better to get cupped and cough than never to get hernia tested at all.
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    Caca doodle don’t—I’d rather you draw me something that won’t give me E. coli.
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    Hut buffers and butt huffers save on the joint custodial-jenkem conference.
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    I’ll Butter Pecan your Fudge Tracks if you Rocky Road my Rum Raisin.
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