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    I’ll turnover your strudel if you cream puff my Black Forest.
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    I’ll cupcake your bundt cake if you pound cake my fat rascal.
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    Knock, knock! The witch is dead. (Your doorbell was broken.)
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    The Post Office is awful and anyone who goes there is a jerk

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    Scott, is that you?! …Hellooo $1,000,000!
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    The ham-fisted mystic whisked a biscuit on my mistress but he didn’t whisk a biscuit on me.
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    If you can’t beat ‘em, stroke ‘em.
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    I know! It’s a travesty.
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    Farts-a-bundle, farts-a-plenty, spearmint makes my farts smell minty
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    Euripides’ Longs: now you’ve heard them
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    If tough stuff and gruff stuff were butt stuff and rough stuff we’d all have a merry Christmas.
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    Rock out with your clock out—I’ve only got twenty minutes left on my parking meter
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    Let he who is without sin blow the first load
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    DABDA tears from your face and let the healing begin
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    It’s better to be pissed on than pissed off the side of a mountain.
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    They call me Colfax McLiverneck ‘cause I’m always shitting corn.
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    Cow, horse, human, chicken: so goes the hierarchy of poop bearability.
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    You make 100% of the shots you don’t miss.
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    They call me Keebler ‘cause my ass is always making fudge.
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    Beat that meat and mete those beets; just don’t skeet when you prep what I eat.
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    Some shoot skeet when their friends are in town; I skeet-skeet when my friends aren’t around.
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    If you can’t beat ‘em, beat ‘em off!
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    Corn in my soup shows back up when I poop.

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    Corn in my soup shows back up when I poop.
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    If this is your first episode, fuck you!

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    If this is your first episode, fuck you!
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    Wiping hath no fury like a half-out turd

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    Wiping hath no fury like a half-out turd
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    Quit not on a shit, lest you prairie-dog it
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