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  1. Euripides’ Shorts

    Everyday I’m bufferin’.

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Everyday I’m bufferin’.
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    One man’s hotdog is another man’s catchphrase.
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    One man’s corn is another man’s quotidian boogeyman dowry.
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    Rock out with your Bach out—after the Vivaldi we go right into the B-minor Mass.
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    For BDSM in the cat community, the first eight times, there is no safeword.
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    Ants in the pants get my bits in a trance.

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    Ants in the pants get my bits in a trance.
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    I strained my vein when I came on the plane and called the Mile-High Club to complain.
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    Milk, milk, lemonade…also, poop.

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    Milk, milk, lemonade…also, poop.
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    Jimmy crack corn; I don’t carry bills larger than $20.
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    A penis shaved is a penis razor burned

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    A penis shaved is a penis razor burned
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    A penny saved is a penny earned, but I had that penny on the train track for a reason, asshole.
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    You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink your shitty homebrew.
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    To my uncle Victor goes the spoiled potato salad.
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    Shake, rattle, and roll off the bed—that’s what I did the last time I got head.
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    Comedy sprayeth upon thine ears as hotdog from cannon launched doth pepper a happy crowd.
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    Nice to meet you, name’s Chuck Bacon. Pork’s my game and I sure ain’t fakin’; I’m a firm believer in nominative determinism.
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    Daughter thought her totter teetered; Cotter got her knotter neater.
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    Bust my bubble and I’ll poop your party. Bust IN my bubble and I’ll poop ON your party.
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    Slant rhymes while you shart: quick to shit, but hard to fart.
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    Pop a tart one in my mouth; put a hard one way down south.
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    Éclairs beware: the donuts own it.

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    Éclairs beware: the donuts own it.
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    Chili’s has the Awesome Blossom; Billy has the possum costume.
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    To do dew due 2 to 2 too, do doo-doo to two tutus due to duel till 2.
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    Oreo, Oreo, wherefore art thou double-stuft, Oreo?
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    Weiner? I hardly lactated!

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    This is gold.
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