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    By the way, you’re welcome!

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    By the way, you’re welcome!
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    You find me ONE rooster that’ll mate with a featherless hen ass! …That’s what I thought.
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    Don’t get mad at me! How do you think the hen feels?
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    Guess what?! Chicken butt. …No, seriously, we had to graft that hen’s tail-feathers onto your ass cheeks to stop the bleeding.
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    So YOU’RE the one who wrote “nine days old” on my temperature preference poll! Not everything is a joke, Karen!
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    Bruce was born in the USA, I was born in a Chevrolet, and Karen just came out that way.
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    Alimony Tony’s got nothing on this bologna
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    They call me Mimi, but I don’t know why
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    That’s easy for YOU to say, Reggie!
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    Catch THIS!

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    Catch THIS!
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    Secretin’ ain’t cheatin’

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    Secretin’ ain’t cheatin’
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    Balls deep when I count my sheep; melatonin’s got nothing on soaking for sleep
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    Crankin’ up the crude to get you in the mood
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    This hotdog cannon ain’t gonna shoot itself
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    If it was up your ASS you’d know where it was!
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    Never trust a glory hole with a secret

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    Never trust a glory hole with a secret
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    Deez mixed nuts are mixin’ me up! …I thought I bought the unsalted.
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    Warlock socks get my witch in a stitch.

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    Warlock socks get my witch in a stitch.
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    He who smelt it dealt it, but he who dealt it felt it.
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    If you pound cake my bundt I might dump cake my Punschkrapfen.
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    Grease ‘em, grab ‘em, squeeze ‘em, and dab ‘em.
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    Fickle pickles tickle and trickle, but sleek cheeks leak chic streaks.
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    Sparse intercourse amplifies the climax force.
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    My, what big ears you have, Grandma! …The better to hear the daytime soaps on full blast, my dear.
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    Many hands make light work, so bring a friend to the circle jerk.
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