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    I’ve had the stinky bottom blues ever since my baby left me this value pack of baby back ribs.
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    Don't say that you missed me, if you're not going to fist me!!!

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Call Waiting for Godot's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Nice one!
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    The older I get, the hunger I was when I was younger.
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    Let he who is without sin do the first line.
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    Let’s get drunk and play speed chess.
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    When all else fails, just shut and shove.

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    When all else fails, just shut and shove.
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    I’m old enough to remember when Moses sharted in the Red Sea.

    Euripides’ Shorts replied to Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Before that it was just The Sea.
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    You could say we’re bosom buddies… Mine are out and yours are ruddy.
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    Two bangs: these sounds hitting your ears and me banging your mom.
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    My own beatings off will continue until morale improves.
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    The octopus teacher is a woman!

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    The octopus teacher is a woman!
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    There’s nothing in the rule book that says you can’t name a dog Boner.
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    That girl’s so fine she could suck the guts right out of a live bass without batting an eye.
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    Comedy Bang! Bang! is the official podcast of Oedipus Rex: one bang for his dad and an entirely different bang for his mom.
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    Smoother and cooler than a well digger’s baby’s ass since 2009.
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    Everyone in the world’s named Jill except for the people who aren’t.
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    Buckle up ‘cause here comes the poop!
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    Hey Chuck, this is your cousin Marvin. Marvin Berry? You know that ding-a-ling song you been lookin’ for? Well listen to this!
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    I want you to play with my ding-a-ling, but not in the sense you would think.
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    Mr. Dylan, this is the DMV. We’ll ask the hypotheticals here.
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    It’s a dog-eat-hotdog world.

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    It’s a dog-eat-hotdog world.
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    While Mommy’s away, Daddy will play MMORPGs.
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    A little less hot and a lot more mess.

    Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    A little less hot and a lot more mess.
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    ‘I’ before ‘E’ except after deez nuts.
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    Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in love at first squirt.
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