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    Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.

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    Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.
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    Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.

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    @EuripidesShorts
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    New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

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    Seconded. Thank you! It’s been a real pleasure.
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    Like a fart in the breeze, he smelled really bad if you stood downwind of him.
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    Would somebody PLEASE update Newfoundland’s name already?
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    Let he who is without balls trip the first balls.
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    Let he who is without balls trip the first balls.

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    Eunuchs, I’m looking at you.
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    One pop for yes, two pops for no: that’s the way the locked-in Popcorn Magneto answers questions.
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    So it doesn’t have to do with that infected area right there?
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    Dirty dirty, flirty flirty, hurdy-gurdy, mercy mercy, Mother may I? Yes you may.
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    Why do they call it a nap? No one’s sopping anything up!
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    Is it just me, or would Peter Panties make a great name for a men’s lingerie company?
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    Is it just me, or could Howie Mandel be a little nicer to those women when he tells them to open the case?
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    What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? What’s your social security number?
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    And thus I propose that William Tell should be the national anthem of Switzerland.
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    Scotty pick meeeee!

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    Scotty pick meeeee!
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    And thus Noah stepped forth from the ark and spake, “Mount Ararat? I hardly know her!”
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    Doctor, doctor! My menses, my menses!

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    Doctor, doctor! My menses, my menses!
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    Dewey Decimal? Yes please!

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    Dewey Decimal? Yes please!
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    When you’re done at that ATM machine, please RSVP to take the SAT test as ASAP as possible.
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    Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing

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    You aren’t alone.
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    If you’re going to stomp my nuts into oblivion, at least buy me dinner first.
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    I wear ears in the park and have sex in the dark.
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    Come on, baby, will you please attend my bris, now? They’re gonna cut me like it’s 1986, now.
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    Yes, I’m an acrobatic prostitute. Yes, my birth name is Lickety Split. Go ahead, I’ve heard all the jokes.
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