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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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10 hours ago, Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1 said:I wanted to let you know that this was my favorite catchphrase in recent history. Yes, I liked it so much that I searched the archives for it now.. months later.
Why thank you!
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I played it last time I was crapped times four!
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Crap me thrice… Can we get some new dice?
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Don’t call me a motherfucker; I was a C-section baby.
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It’s called grab-assing for a reason. And that reason is me.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, how long have you been watching me undress?
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You could say we had a whirlwind romance. We met during a tornado.
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I don’t usually kiss and tell, but that’s mainly because of the ball gag.
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I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite deez nuts, sir.
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If I shower hourly, wilt thou regard me dourly, and assume I’m cranking it?
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“Be right back,” said the vampire. “I gotta take a cold deuce.”
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Slather some jelly on that PB, it’s about to get sticky!
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This turf war’s turned into a real tough turd, but that’s easy for me to say.
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Ohhhh… I thought you said hot CARL!
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Now if you’ll excuse me gentlemen I need to go rinse out my undies.
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Hot smoke in my pipe, fresh doot in my diape.
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Josh Christiansen
Alias: Jesse Crist
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Let’s keep this short and sweet—just like my dick.
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Doctor, my poop stinks—and I mean BAD.
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If I’m not supposed to stick my dick in the catfish hole, why is it called noodling?
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When you told me you had DSL, I thought you meant something else.
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Before you dump, sump pump.
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Buckle up, ‘cause I’m gonna tell you all ABOUT mansplaining. Also, I’m a guy.
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Don’t cry over spilled milk…unless edging is your thing.
Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.
in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If’n you poop six, it’s hard to find a fix.