Pardon my French, but isn't "oui oui" kinda like "wee wee". That's funny.

[Pardon my French, but isn't "oui oui" kinda like "wee wee". That's funny.]

And don’t get me started on “poussez”!

[Waiter, this nine-day-old soup is lukewarm!]

Waiter, this nine-day-old soup is lukewarm!

[Waiter, I ordered the nine-day-old soup and this tastes like ten-and-a-half.]

Waiter, I ordered the nine-day-old soup and this tastes like ten-and-a-half.

[Go find a donkey pugilist and pound that ass.]

Go find a donkey pugilist and pound that ass.

[Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I’ve got my… Wait, WHAT did you just give me?]

Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I’ve got my… Wait, WHAT did you just give me?

[Pay a baby by the word and all she’ll say is “goo goo gah gah.”]

Pay a baby by the word and all she’ll say is “goo goo gah gah.”

[I don’t kiss my mother with this mouth, but I do kiss yours.]

I don’t kiss my mother with this mouth, but I do kiss yours.

[“Butts are for pooping, / Boobs are for drooping, / And sex is for having more kids.” // “If that were the case,” / Said the rake to the chaste, / “It’d be hard to find such great porn vids.”]

“Butts are for pooping,
Boobs are for drooping,
And sex is for having more kids.”

“If that were the case,”
Said the rake to the chaste,
“It’d be hard to find such great porn vids.”

[All ye who enter, know: / It’s really not that kind of show.]

All ye who enter, know:
It’s really not that kind of show.

[Do no harm, take no shit, suck a clit and eat my dick.]

“And” is the correct choice.

[For in that sleep of death what dreams make come are also known as wet dreams.]

For in that sleep of death what dreams make come are also known as wet dreams.

[Is it normal to always cry after sex? Asking for a friend.]

Is it normal to always cry after sex? Asking for a friend.

[Three poops in a fountain, each one seeking nastiness…]

Three poops in a fountain, each one seeking nastiness…

[I’d like to make a day of YOU, baby!]

I’d like to make a day of YOU, baby!

[Erection by night: lover’s delight. Erection by morning: please call a doctor if it’s been longer than four hours.]

Erection by night: lover’s delight. Erection by morning: please call a doctor if it’s been longer than four hours.

[One man’s Slim Pickens is another man’s Goldie Hawn.]

One man’s Slim Pickens is another man’s Goldie Hawn.

[One man’s slim pickings are another man’s gold mine.]

One man’s slim pickings are another man’s gold mine.

[He who eats Rocky Mountain oysters before lunch has a testicle breakfast.]

He who eats Rocky Mountain oysters before lunch has a testicle breakfast.

[Birds of a feather flock together. I guess that’s why this Ornithological Society meeting’s such a shit show.]

Birds of a feather flock together. I guess that’s why this Ornithological Society meeting’s such a shit show.

[I gave a standing ovation when your splendid oration spurred my ejaculation.]

I gave a standing ovation when your splendid oration spurred my ejaculation.

[My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard; buttermilk shake is lower in carbs.]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard; buttermilk shake is lower in carbs.

[I’ll have the hotdog, hold the bun. Hold MY bun. Just the one.]

I’ll have the hotdog, hold the bun. Hold MY bun. Just the one.

[I’ll have the applesauce, hold the apples.]

I’ll have the applesauce, hold the apples.

[Welcome back to Dog Mess Fest, where dog mess is best. And you don’t mess with the best.]

Welcome back to Dog Mess Fest, where dog mess is best. And you don’t mess with the best.

[You are what you eat…minus what you poop out.]

You are what you eat…minus what you poop out.