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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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Eighty degrees
When I ask, “Madam, please,
Do you shell N-U-Ts?
’Cause I bought forty bags
Of these.
Need ‘em cracked for a party…
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Does anyone know the best way to get a mousetrap off your genitals? Asking for a friend.
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Shower loofah, cleanse thyself.
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I wouldn’t mind it if THAT itsy-bitsy spider climbed up MY water spout if you know what I mean.
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Did I stutter?! …I did? Well I guess that’s why I go to speech therapy.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your Pekingese, but you can’t Pekingese nuts.
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When you told me you checked his oil, I thought you meant something else.
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Sorry for the mess. When you told me to come on, I thought you meant something else.
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Show me the place where two butts meet and I’ll show you my boner.
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I couldn’t find my own ass with a flashlight; that’s what my proctologist is for.
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Where’s your ass at, you asshat?
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You can rock my jock; just don’t block my cock.
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Party heartily.
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It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone RSVPd “maybe.”
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My gynecologist is a real private investigator.
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I can’t imagine what part of “Sailors Wanted for Tug Jobs” is misleading.
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Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?! Yes, please! As long as they have steady jobs.
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When you said she really rubbed off on you, I thought you meant something else.
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Only one pound to ride the trolley; only two pounds to bust my ball-ees.
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When you said you were “in for a pound,” I thought you meant something else.
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In for a penny, in for a pound. Put me in, Coach, while my pants are down.
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I wouldn’t say I have an upset stomach; it’s more sad than anything else.
You said it not me!
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You said it not me!