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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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You can’t dom if you’re hungry.
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Kudos to you boo-ghosts
Flying ‘round and ‘round your two hosts,
Eating Ho-Hos,
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Hammer don’t hurt ‘im? I hardly know her!
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If you submerged a turd in pure alcohol, what would be left?
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TIL “no good deed goes unpunished” originated as a motto of the BDSM community.
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That girl’s body is fire. And by that I mean she’s a flame elemental.
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My goodness this is but SOLID-ASS GOLD.
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I may have subconsciously stolen this from an episode of The Simpsons…
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When someone opens their mouth, they’re kinda showin’ you the inside of their butthole.
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If having a FUPA were wrong, they wouldn’t have named it the pubis mons.
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Verbal diarrhea from my mouth, other diarrhea further south.
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Erstwhile the thirst-trap thwarted many a thick thief.
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You made bank, I made boom-boom.
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If your dog goes boo-boo, please send in the Poo Crew.
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If I had a nickel for every catchphrase I started writing but
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I read that in Sprague the Whisperer’s voice.
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Blame me, shame me, but baby, please don’t maim me. I’m not THAT kinky.
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The fellated passenger on that exploding airliner was blown sky-high.
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The camera adds ten pounds; the glory hole robs ten millimeters.
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“What am I supposed to eschew?” I asked the sneezing philosopher.
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My new year’s resolution is to be more topical and more self-referential.
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It’ll cost you a penny to see these gennies. It’ll cost you a dollar to make me holler.
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If you’re horny and you know it, rub one out!
Let the record show that you’re out of order, I’m out of order, this whole courtroom’s out of order.
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Let the record show that you’re out of order, I’m out of order, this whole courtroom’s out of order.