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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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She gave new meaning to the expression “tit for tat” when she got Bill Murray inked on her left breast.
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Two dogs converged on a bacon treat, and now my purebred is a mutt.
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TIL the Itsy Bitsy Spider has terrible IBS, hence the letter play in its name.
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Boy, these penis pumps do wonders for my whiskey dick!
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Ding dong! The dick bitch is dead.
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If you don’t shit a brick I’ll eat my hat with a shit-eating grin.
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Let he who is without foreskin rub the first chub.
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You’re even thinker than I drunk you were!
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Drinky, drinky! I’m so stinky it’s hard to thinky.
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Don’t do me like that! You know I prefer the bottom.
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Don’t do me like that. I thought we were gonna try roleplay tonight.
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I don’t always have sex, but when I do, I prefer that kinky shit.
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Masturbation exacerbated my infatuation with Perry Mason.
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An optimist would say my pants are half on.
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Make way! I’m making hay. And by “hay” I mean poop.
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Hell hath no fury like a half-out turd.
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Hangdong man ain’t nothin’ to tuck with.
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As the saying goes, lube yourself up ‘cause I’m comin’ in hot!
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Flag on the play: pull ‘em down an’ spank away.
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I mustache you to stop using “mustache” so loosely.
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Who naps in my nappy? It is but the humble Turd.
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It pains me to say ‘twas so stankily made, the remains of that steak that you ate on the plane.
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Did you hear the one about the cyclops with two brown eyes? …One was his anus.
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I have three eyes: two blue and one brown.
It’s the time of the season for rubbing.
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It’s the time of the season for rubbing.