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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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They’re fueling their missiles, but we do have time to fuck around.
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I never take pills except with Bear Grylls.
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I never lie about poop…except when I sleep in the barn.
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But on the diarrhea thing you have to believe me.
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Dear diary, uh… Wait! That’s not what I meant! I don’t have diarrhea! I swear!
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Rectum damn near killed him: colon cancer is no joke. Get examined regularly.
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Shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you, gently, then tie a bandana around your head Jacob-Marley-style, because I know how much you hate to drool in your sleep, Mom.
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If you’re happy and you don’t know it, our Emotion Awareness seminar may be for you.
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When you told me to shove it during that shuffleboard game, I thought you meant something else.
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This farting Marian’s starting to dart farcically about the dastardly karst. Chart his parting heart, dear Marty.
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Now for that succotash, would you like suffering, or regular?
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Don’t poop on my four-way and tell me it’s Skyline Chili.
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You couldn’t take this shit on strong acid.
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Hattie told Maddie ‘bout a thing she saw when she did peyote that one time in Reno.
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When you said you were a big fan of Clinton-Dix, I thought you meant something else.
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He who farts and runs away can blame it on the dog.
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All day long I’d titty titty pump, if I were a pregnant man!
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world content with their eyeball trades.
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BRB, I G2G to the WC, but IMHO IDK how long I’ll be AFK, because my :’s slow.
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A peanut sat on a railroad track. A railway safety officer came by and said, “What are you, nuts?” And then she gave birth.
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It’s only Zeptember, but the Sanz-ticipation for New Year’s makes me want to shit my Schwartz.
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All work and no twerk makes Jerk a derk berk.
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I am part of all that I have met, so we should use a condom.
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Thongs were made for flossing, salads made for tossing, and bare hotdogs for saucing.
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This rock candy could use a little less rock and a little more candy, because I’m just eating gravel.
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This rock candy could use a little less rock and a little more candy, because I’m just eating gravel.