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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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My name is Scorch Borschtleman and I make a mean mug of burnt beet.
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If you can’t take the heat, try not to get gonorrhea.
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“Poop” rhymes with “soup,” but believe me, they are not the same thing.
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If a dog farts in a building and no one is around to smell it, does it clear the room?
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My favorite Gary Oldman vehicle is Tinker Tailor I Hardly Know Her.
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Waiter, this yeast piss is delicious!
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Thank you sir or madam.
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Did someone fart in here or are we finally having that leftover turkey?
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Dog food for my dog, cat food for me.
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One spank is an embarrassment; a thousand spanks is a rite of passage.
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If you plantain to learntain, you must learntain to plannana.
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If my face surely shows it, why do I have to clap my hands?
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If you’re happy with your long-distance service clap your hands.
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You’re telling me the Flintstones can put a man on the moon but they don’t know how to make a car out of a dinosaur?!
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Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I’ll hit you in the crotch with it. Hard.
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‘Tis better to have docked and chafed than never to have docked at all.
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My favorite game is the blame game.
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If my dick won an Oscar it’d be for best short.
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Is it just me or are “big butts” never as big as you want them to be?
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Scotty from Savannah Tybee taffy Hunter Anna city squares and moss-a-rama cast thy pod you mama jama.
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Roquefort, smell thyself.
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She up and did what I thought she did: she walked to Wabash and fought a squid.
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Don’t knock it till you try it; just get in that ass.
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The gummies in my tummy did a rumbly when I saw that mummy.
Everybody’s twerkin’ for the Wheat Thins.
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Everybody’s twerkin’ for the Wheat Thins.