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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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You sunk my splattership!
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Absence makes the butt look rounder.
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Chapters include The Bird, The Asshole, and The Peeing Baby Diaper.
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Sleepwalking wet dreams are up and coming.
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Could someone PLEASE tell me the difference between a blondie and a brookie?
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C D ED BD nuts? M R not nuts. O S A R. D’s nuts!
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Double-meaning perfection.
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This teacup poodle I adopted’s a real son of a bitch.
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Fibrous foods get me in the mood, but Bean-o keeps my weeno meano.
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The obsequious partner of a cat-ear-wearing dominatrix is twice pussy whipped.
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Today’s forecast: stormy with a chance of shit.
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A B C D E F G H I J K suck a pair of deez.
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Tyler Durden? I hardly know whether that’s me or someone else.
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I heard you were also considering buying a pogo stick and changing your last name to Pagán?
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When I’m visiting Arizona and get upset I have a Tempe tantrum.
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All this time the theme song to Barney has been YANKEE DOODLE?!?!!
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, deez nuts resting on your chin.
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A person who gets it doggy style doesn’t take it lying down.
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I’d say you’ve contracted mud, but mud is not a contractable disease. However, mud butt is, and you’ve got it.
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Your momma’s bottom’s so powerful, Ebenezer Scrooge has nothing on her.
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Let’s duck-rabbit this fuck habit.
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You’re telling me the Flintstones society could make a camera flash out of a bird but the best they could do for cars was to kick their feet like a bunch of suckers?
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He doesn’t sing Jeremy Piven, but he does sing Jeremy Renner.
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As tart farts dart through parted cheeks, hard sharts bombard my Dungarees.
If THAT’S what “occult stool sample” means, I’d better make a few phone calls.
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If THAT’S what “occult stool sample” means, I’d better make a few phone calls.