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Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.
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9 minutes ago, TootyBut2DButt said:Thanks for all your hard work! Â Will miss coming to the forums but it makes sense.
Seconded. Thank you! It’s been a real pleasure.
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Like a fart in the breeze, he smelled really bad if you stood downwind of him.
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Would somebody PLEASE update Newfoundland’s name already?
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Eunuchs, I’m looking at you.
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Let he who is without balls trip the first balls.
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One pop for yes, two pops for no: that’s the way the locked-in Popcorn Magneto answers questions.
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So it doesn’t have to do with that infected area right there?
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Dirty dirty, flirty flirty, hurdy-gurdy, mercy mercy, Mother may I? Yes you may.
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Why do they call it a nap? No one’s sopping anything up!
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Is it just me, or would Peter Panties make a great name for a men’s lingerie company?
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Is it just me, or could Howie Mandel be a little nicer to those women when he tells them to open the case?
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What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? What’s your social security number?
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And thus I propose that William Tell should be the national anthem of Switzerland.
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Scotty pick meeeee!
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And thus Noah stepped forth from the ark and spake, “Mount Ararat? I hardly know her!”
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Doctor, doctor! My menses, my menses!
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Dewey Decimal? Yes please!
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When you’re done at that ATM machine, please RSVP to take the SAT test as ASAP as possible.
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You aren’t alone.
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If you’re going to stomp my nuts into oblivion, at least buy me dinner first.
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I wear ears in the park and have sex in the dark.
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Come on, baby, will you please attend my bris, now? They’re gonna cut me like it’s 1986, now.
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Yes, I’m an acrobatic prostitute. Yes, my birth name is Lickety Split. Go ahead, I’ve heard all the jokes.
Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.
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