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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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Can you smell what the Crock is cooking?
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Get that affogado outta heeyah!
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We need a scientific word for “turd.” I demand it, you demand it, the American people demand it.
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I’m not overweight; I just have big boners.
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Bob’s your uncle, mum’s the word. Now doctor, diagnose my turd.
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Don’t you dare sass me! I’m wearing sweatpants and my boner will show!
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The night is young… Is that why I smell poop?
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Don’t call it a comeback—that’s gross!
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Give your dog the gristle; give your hog a whistle.
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And for my tattoo I’d like Rosie the Riveter with the face of Hello Kitty, please.
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Harmful if swallowed, charming if spit.
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Why is the character who asks, “Is this guy bothering you?” rarely the protagonist?
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Baby, let’s get nakey tonight!
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If you’re going to bust my balls, at least wear those high heels you know I like.
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Ooh, Intern Gino, you’re ducking me so hard!
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The purple-headed yogurt slinger called… He wants you to stop using his name as a phallic euphemism.
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The ends may justify the means, but why you gotta be so mean?
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Don’t warsch ma dawg!
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That took a turn I was not expecting!
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How do I love thee? Like a sister.
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What if one of us is really Scott?
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When did pirates get un-canceled?
America: love it or list it. Or leave it to Beaver.
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America: love it or list it. Or leave it to Beaver.