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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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I tried a glory hole for the first time and burned my dick off. Frankly I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
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Spray before you go, but never go to a donkey show.
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And the Heynong shall become the Hey-o, and the Hey-o the Heynong.
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If this relationship is going to work, I need uninterrupted time to twerk.
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Fat-bottomed geodes, you make the rock collecting world go round.
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I came, I saw, I pissed my pants.
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Some people use the TV as a babysitter, but I just use it to watch babysitter porn.
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Poop dipe, wipe-wipe, swipe right.
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I had a dream Scott and I were neighbors but when I came over he got really pissed.
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You were right: raising this baby is way harder than pulling out!
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Okay, I’ll say it: John Lennon’s voice leaves much to be desired.
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When you offered to tell me about your sex life “from soup to nuts,” I thought you meant something else.
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Whoever said poop is all fun and games never had anal fissures.
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Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, “Be sure to titrate those monkeys over ten days.”
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I can give you a ride to the donkey show but you have to bring your own ping pong balls.
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If you think pulling out is inconvenient, just wait ‘til you have a baby.
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My name is Oedipus and I want my mommy.
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I have no interest in boobies, blue-footed or otherwise.
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Time is money; poop is funny.
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If you can’t take the poop jokes, get out of the airwaves.
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9 hours ago, Paula F. Momkins said:TootyBut for Union Prez
Seconded.
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Whoever named blueberries really phoned it in.
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Baby, are you a porpoise? Because you got a killer blowhole.
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Do squats count as butt stuff? Asking for a friend.
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Do squats count as butt stuff? Asking for a friend.