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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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One man’s hotdog is another man’s catchphrase.
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One man’s corn is another man’s quotidian boogeyman dowry.
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Rock out with your Bach out—after the Vivaldi we go right into the B-minor Mass.
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For BDSM in the cat community, the first eight times, there is no safeword.
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Ants in the pants get my bits in a trance.
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I strained my vein when I came on the plane and called the Mile-High Club to complain.
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Milk, milk, lemonade…also, poop.
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Jimmy crack corn; I don’t carry bills larger than $20.
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A penis shaved is a penis razor burned
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A penny saved is a penny earned, but I had that penny on the train track for a reason, asshole.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink your shitty homebrew.
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To my uncle Victor goes the spoiled potato salad.
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Shake, rattle, and roll off the bed—that’s what I did the last time I got head.
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Comedy sprayeth upon thine ears as hotdog from cannon launched doth pepper a happy crowd.
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Nice to meet you, name’s Chuck Bacon. Pork’s my game and I sure ain’t fakin’; I’m a firm believer in nominative determinism.
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Daughter thought her totter teetered; Cotter got her knotter neater.
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Bust my bubble and I’ll poop your party. Bust IN my bubble and I’ll poop ON your party.
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Slant rhymes while you shart: quick to shit, but hard to fart.
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Pop a tart one in my mouth; put a hard one way down south.
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Éclairs beware: the donuts own it.
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Chili’s has the Awesome Blossom; Billy has the possum costume.
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To do dew due 2Â to 2Â too, do doo-doo to two tutus due to duel till 2.
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Oreo, Oreo, wherefore art thou double-stuft, Oreo?
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This is gold.
Everyday I’m bufferin’.
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Everyday I’m bufferin’.