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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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Are those gaseous clouds around Uranus or are you just happy to see me?
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They call me Babe Ruth ‘cause I’m always jackin’ balls.
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They call me Byron Buxton ‘cause I’m always squeezin’ flies.
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They call me Hank Aaron ‘cause I’m always slappin’ ding-dongs.
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Juggle the bubble, Puddles; buy a Puggle on the double!
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Explicable thistle tryst of westerly viscosity, how sorely I ensnare the yearling listlessly!
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I’d spangle your dangler for a hanger of meringue.
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Pure, crispy precipice of perspicacity, perhaps fission of the eventual gargoyle will alas at least elicit elocution too far removed to be germane predilection.
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Bend me over like a four-leaf clover and slip me the top o’ your mornin’.
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Oh, sweet cloaca of fortune, hast thou a golden egg for me or goose shit?
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Guttural putterings make my butt flutter.
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Penny Argle pulled the dappled piñata hurriedly around, though she passed on the piña colada.
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They call me Barry Bonds ‘cause I’m always balls deep.
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Take me balls-out to the game…
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This just in: the whole shaft!
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“A horse’s ass, a horse’s ass! My kingdom for a horse’s ass!”
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Yo-yos don’t go “YOLO,” only stroll along the yo rope, ya know?
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Burn up that turnip. I’ll say a Kaddish for this radish.
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How’d he do Dee? Don’t ask me; she’s *your* sister!
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Serious comedy is no laughing matter.
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Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down! Scotty Aukie’s here to clown.
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What is the meaning of life? To stink. Think about it!
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One part comedy, two parts bang: that’s the way we like to hang.
Whip it out, plug it up, turn it on. It’s Bang Bang time.
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Whip it out, plug it up, turn it on. It’s Bang Bang time.