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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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Let’s cut the forkplay an’ get right to the spoonin’.
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Leave that monocle at home: there’s nothing to see here…unless of course you’re driving, in which case, by all means, bring that monocle with you, Mr. Peanut.
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Loosen up those noodles, it’s time to fork!
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You say “potato,” I say “edible pet rock.”
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Putting the “no” back in “no-reason boner” since 2009
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Lips and hips and nips and pips! It’s your neighborhood strip club’s craps game.
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If you got it, flaunt it. If you don’t got it, please, put some pants on!
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Did someone say chili dog? Throw a sweater on that Yorkie!
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If you’re down to clown, turn that frown around.
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What’s fast and loud and always proud? A lion in a mufflerless sports car.
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Let’s get ready to rumble! Earthquake preparedness saves lives.
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If butt stuff is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
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Party hardy, Lardy, with my tardy uncle Marty
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Real success is never giving up smoking the rock
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I’ll tickle your pickle if you fiddle with my Skittle
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You can boat ‘em, you can float ‘em, but it won’t protect your scrotum
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It’s all about the lips, the hips, and the nips.
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Food so good you could slap your mom, comedy so good you could slap your dong
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All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely player haters
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An apple a day helps the diarrhea spray
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit: the more you skeet-skeet, the more you boot scoot.
Sit those butts down; it’s time to clown!
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Sit those butts down; it’s time to clown!