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Posts posted by Euripides’ Shorts
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The older I get, the hunger I was when I was younger.
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Let he who is without sin do the first line.
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Let’s get drunk and play speed chess.
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When all else fails, just shut and shove.
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Before that it was just The Sea.
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You could say we’re bosom buddies… Mine are out and yours are ruddy.
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Two bangs: these sounds hitting your ears and me banging your mom.
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My own beatings off will continue until morale improves.
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The octopus teacher is a woman!
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There’s nothing in the rule book that says you can’t name a dog Boner.
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That girl’s so fine she could suck the guts right out of a live bass without batting an eye.
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Comedy Bang! Bang! is the official podcast of Oedipus Rex: one bang for his dad and an entirely different bang for his mom.
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Smoother and cooler than a well digger’s baby’s ass since 2009.
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Everyone in the world’s named Jill except for the people who aren’t.
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Buckle up ‘cause here comes the poop!
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Hey Chuck, this is your cousin Marvin. Marvin Berry? You know that ding-a-ling song you been lookin’ for? Well listen to this!
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I want you to play with my ding-a-ling, but not in the sense you would think.
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Mr. Dylan, this is the DMV. We’ll ask the hypotheticals here.
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It’s a dog-eat-hotdog world.
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While Mommy’s away, Daddy will play MMORPGs.
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A little less hot and a lot more mess.
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‘I’ before ‘E’ except after deez nuts.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in love at first squirt.
I’ve had the stinky bottom blues ever since my baby left me this value pack of baby back ribs.
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I’ve had the stinky bottom blues ever since my baby left me this value pack of baby back ribs.