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El Chico Malo

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Everything posted by El Chico Malo

  1. I don’t care how much grass there is, nobody’s playing ball on THIS field!
  2. That’s No Snickers Thats Stuck To My Knickers!
  3. We all know George Washington couldn’t tell a lie so it’s safe to assume he liked big butts too, right?
  4. I Don’t Care What You Say, Rules Are Rules And You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks!
  5. Um, No Officer, I’m Not A Leprechaun, I’m Just Holding This Pot Of Gold For A Friend
  6. Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Introducing... Mr. Adolf Hitler!
  7. Phone On, Volume Up, Dick Out!
  8. Mayor McCheese Makes Me Weak In The Knees...
  9. Despite All My Rage, I’m Still Just Too Fat For My Age
  10. What’s Her Name? Times New Roman? Eh...She’s Not Really My Type.
  11. You Know What? Forget You Guys...I Didn’t Want To Join In Your Reindeer Games Anyway!
  12. I’m A Glutton For Mutton With My Finger On The Button!
  13. Don’t serve my Native American grandfather any duck liver, unless you want a Chocktaw Grandpa Foie Gras Faux Pas!
  14. I’m a Saint in the streets and a Bernard in the sheets
  15. A bowel movement? In THIS economy?
  16. Hickory-Dickory-Dick! The Mouse Ran Up My Dick!
  17. If you give a mouse a cookie and you give a moose a muffin, can you give my dog a job? He’s very qualified!
  18. No, Dad! Not the Gonads!!
  19. I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you, he told me “Ooh Eeh, Ooh Ah-Ah, Ting Tang —“
  20. Rudy-Tooty, Fresh and Fruity, in my Mouth and out my Booty
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