El Chico Malo

They won't tell you this, but YMCA actually stands for Your Mom's Curvy Ass

What? A calculator?! Not on my watch!

Well boo-hoo-hoo! Cry me a river! You drank too much whiskey and ruined your liver!

Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is also frightful. I’m in Hell.

From Rags To Riches: How I Made A Fortune Selling All These Filthy Rags That I Slept On To Buy The Best Mattress That Money From Selling All These Filthy Rags Could Buy

‪Never get between a gummy bear and her cubs...now THAT’S a sticky situation! ‬

I'm Gonna Crawl Through The Shopping Mall 'Til Everyone's Seen My Dick And Balls

Hey Kermit, go grab a plunger and unfrog that toilet for me buddy.

You come to me on this, the day of my daughter's bowel movement?

Wow this Scarface poster is great! I’m gonna have to move my James Dean poster but it’s gonna look awesome next to my Marilyn Monroe poster!

From Sea To Shining Sea, There’s Toilets Full Of Pee

Rudy-Tooty, Fresh and Fruity, in my Mouth and out my Booty

“Excuse me! My eye is up here!” said the female Cyclops with the big juggs

They Saw My Bare Ass at the Seniors Only Cooking Class

My Beer Belly Gets Really Smelly When It’s Smothered With Peanut Butter And Jelly...

“Will These Goats Float?” Asked The Capsizing Boat

Don't touch that dial, don't touch that remote! In fact, don't touch anything.

Hashtag 2020 CBB Quarantine Bump...Babyyyy!

Down The Hatch And Out My Crotch, I’m Gonna Go Pee Pee, Do You Wanna Watch?

Forget this week quarantine nonsense...I’M HORNY!!!

I do not like her in that blouse, I do not want her in my house! Your Grandma peed all over my floor and she's not welcome here anymore!

Just a couple of Dad Bods holding onto their Thick Rods

Crack a window, air it out, ‘cause daddy’s driving with his stick shift out!

My world’s on fire, how bout yours? That’s the way I like it till my butt gets sore!

Yeah I’m into Fitness.....Fitness finger up my butthole!