El Chico Malo

Wait a minute, why can't I bring my wife to the Sausage Festival?!

Hut One! Hut Two! Yup, there's my two Huts.

Our milk and lemonade pair well with our fudge...you know, it's made right around the corner!

Nothing But Lovin' In My Dutch Oven

These mimosas aren't bottomless but I sure am!

There’s A Wrinkly Viper In My Adult Diaper

Ahoy, Matey! Ye can’t be using yer Hook when yer Masturbating!

Woof woof, bark bark, is that my doggy licking me in the dark?

Last Christmas, I gave you my car. But the very next day, you drove it into a river

Self-Driving Car? Uh no thanks...call me when they invent the Self-Pooping Butt!

Don’t Hate Me ‘Cause My Taint’s Clean

Hey! Hands off, Santa! These are MY milk and cookies!

My parking skills are unparelleled

I whizzed on the electric fence and let me tell you, I was shocked with what happened next!

That Angry Goose Has Quite The Caboose!

I’m Knitting A Beanie For Your Cold Little Weenie

My Curvy Wife Saved My Life

Look God, in my defense I killed Abel because he wouldn’t shut up about model trains.

Okay everyone, one at a time! You'll all get a chance to see my big butt!

Hello, welcome to Africa Tech Support, my name is Toto....yes....mmm I see, you're having an issue with the rains. Have you tried blessing them?

They Saw My Ass Crack At Joe's Crab Shack

Look, all these bananas will still be here in the morning and I'm getting tired. Daylight come and me wanna go home.

Elmer Fudd Pushed My Son In The Mud

Crack A Window, Air It Out, ‘Cause Daddy’s Driving With His Stick Shift Out!

It’s a Slippery Slope with the Slippery Pope as we climb up this mountain of Slippery Soap!