El Chico Malo

It's the show that's the best thing since sliced bread! But not as good as pretzel bread.

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth. The minor fall, the major lift. La la la. Whatever, it's a song.

Well if you must know, I entered the Witness Protection Program because they were after me Lucky Charms

Every cop is an undercover cop at bedtime

I don't know Marty, if I knew any better I think your mom was trying to bang you!

How Many Rumps Could One Chump Pump If A One-Pump Chump Pumped Rumps?

I may not be your father but you still are a disappointment to me!

Babies with rabies? Hmmm...maybe!

Did you hear my song? Well?! Take me to Funky Town already!!

I don't care if you're insane in just the membrane, you're insane in the brain for all I care!

I'm gonna say the N-Word on today's episode, stay tuned to find out when!

My Wedding Dress is a Sloppy Mess!

That's the way the cookie crumbles, and this is the way my bowels rumble...

If YOU......listen to The Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga......then you MIGHT BE A BABY!!

How now, brown cow? Not now, ya dumbass!!

Umm yeah 2001 called? They want their Space Odyssey back...

Sit 'n Sleep will beat anyone's advertised price, or we'll beat you to within an inch of your life!

"Excuse me, my EYE is up here!" said the lady cyclops with the big juggs

Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet, Don’t Touch My Dog ‘Cause She’s in Heat!

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's green then you've gotta lay off the spinach, Popeye!

Welcome to my _ODCAST. Notice how there's no "P" in it. Let's keep it that way!

They Saw My Bare Ass at the Seniors Only Cooking Class

Pappa Roach ain’t my pappa

If a child in danger meant child endangerment then I never should have taken you bungee jumping Kevin! You really gotta speak up, little guy!

Get over here Hog, you’re grounded! You’ll be spending six more weeks of winter in your room young man!