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El Chico Malo

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    Well if that’s how the cookie crumbles then you owe me ONE new cookie, good sir!
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    Duck Duck Goose, Butt Butt Poose
  3. El Chico Malo
    Did you get my letter? It’s an invitation to my Blues Clues Booze Cruise!
  4. El Chico Malo
    Monkey See, Monkey Did, Monkey’s the name of my Firstborn Kid!
  5. El Chico Malo
    For the last time NO I will not crunchatize you! Now get back to your seat, I’ve got a plane to fly!
  6. El Chico Malo
    Whoomp, there you are! I’ve been looking for you everywhere you little scamp!
  7. El Chico Malo
    “Can I get the Surf and Turf?” asked a hungry Pappa Smurf
  8. El Chico Malo
    Hello Cutie? It’s me, your Death Cab driver
  9. El Chico Malo
    Barack Obama the Talking Llama?! Now I’ve seen it all!
  10. El Chico Malo
    I’m too sexy for my shirt and too smelly to give birth!
  11. El Chico Malo
    It’s none of your BUSINESS where I got these peepers!
  12. El Chico Malo
    I’m Heavy Set looking for a Heavy Pet
  13. El Chico Malo
    No cuts, no butts, no coconuts....geez airline security is getting strict!
  14. El Chico Malo
    I’m sorry Kermit, the frognosis doesn’t look very good and you have three more weeks until you croak...
  15. El Chico Malo
    “Do you wanna see a Big Brown Log?” “No thank you, Clifford the Big Red Dog”
  16. El Chico Malo
    If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap My Ass!
  17. El Chico Malo
    If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with Mesothelioma then THIS is the show for you my friend!
  18. El Chico Malo
    You can’t bring a knife to a gunfight, but you can bring your wife to a bum fight
  19. El Chico Malo
    I’ve been walking around town all day with two puppies strapped to my feet and let me tell you, my dogs are barking!
  20. El Chico Malo
    Good thing you can’t smell this podcast because today’s episode is a real stinker!
  21. El Chico Malo
    You can catch me in N’awlins brawling with Phil Collins!
  22. El Chico Malo
    If you don’t think the Thong Song by Sisqo is the best song of our generation then you’re wrong wr-wrong wrong wrong!
  23. El Chico Malo
    Do you know why Dennis was a Menace? He smoked the Devil’s Lettuce!
  24. El Chico Malo
    Did I ever tell you about the time I got beat up by the school janitor? He really mopped the floor with me!
  25. El Chico Malo
    Haters will say it’s fake but fatties will say it’s cake!
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