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El Chico Malo

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    I'm the skinniest man you know, why do you keep nominating me for The Biggest Loser? Oh...
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    "Just shrimp for me!" screamed the Chimpanzee
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    For sale: baby shoes, never worn. I guess my newborn nephew already has a pair of sparkly pink ugg boots!
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    I’ve got a face for radio and an ass that won’t quit!
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    This ain’t your grandma’s podcast!
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    Aukerman? I hardly know her, man!
  7. El Chico Malo
    I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but I can cut the cheese like there’s no tomorrow!
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    Mom can you come pick me up from Earwolf Studios? I shidded and farded and camed in my pants...
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    Just some Good, Clean Fun with my Good, Clean Bum!
  10. El Chico Malo
    He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you're getting laid and how many orgasms are being faked
  11. El Chico Malo
    I'm taking your mom to the senior prom, so don't be sad when your dad is mad!
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    I hope they have podcasts in HELL
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    Old MacDonald Had ENOUGH!

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    Old MacDonald Had ENOUGH!
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    She’ll be coming around the mountain when she’s GOOD and READY
  15. El Chico Malo
    You really badda-binged when you should’ve badda-boomed...
  16. El Chico Malo
    I’m sorry sir, I don’t speak English but I do have a Vegemite sandwich if you’re interested!
  17. El Chico Malo
    It’s Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Heynong Man!
  18. El Chico Malo
    They call me Nature Valley Bar because I’m nuts and crumble under the slightest bit of pressure
  19. El Chico Malo
    I Might Not Go Down In History But I Will Go Down On You Tonight!
  20. El Chico Malo
    From Sea To Shining Sea, There’s Toilets Full Of Pee
  21. El Chico Malo
    I’m Cool as a Cucumber but Fickle as a Pickle!
  22. El Chico Malo
    Why would I want I visit the Large Hard-On Collider? That sounds terrible! Oh wait...
  23. El Chico Malo
    Get Ready To Laugh, Assholes!
  24. El Chico Malo
    Blood, sweat, and tears...wait a minute what’s IN this smoothie?!
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    Excuse me sir, your barn door’s open and that hog looks angry!
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