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El Chico Malo

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    I Ate Thirty Fish Sticks At The Red Light District
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    I’m in a real Motorcycle-Sidecar situation here, in that I’ve taken a big crap in the toilet and next to it as well...
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    You know that guy with his face smushed against the front door of Fuddrucker's every morning waiting for them to open? That was Albert Einstein.
  4. El Chico Malo
    It's the Sweet Tea Sippin, Finger Lickin, Cow Tippin, Rope Skippin, Rootin Tootin, Boot Scootin, WILD WILD Western Podcast! Wait...nope...sorry I read that wrong. It's Comedy Bang Bang.
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    NEVER look a gift horse in the mouth! The butthole is okay.
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    My Throwback Thursday is remembering the one time I threw out my back trying to pull the Sword in the Stone at Disneyland
  7. El Chico Malo
    “Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained!” said the Itsy-Bitsy-Spider after it rained
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    "Beggars can't be choosers!" yelled the bum outside the Hooters
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    My Hyundai Got Hijacked By Hugh Jackman!
  10. El Chico Malo
    She had Drops of Jupiter in her hair? Gross!
  11. El Chico Malo
    I was born with three noses, dad. OBVIOUSLY I can smell what The Rock is cooking.
  12. El Chico Malo
    It’s Hootie OR The Blowfish, take your pick!
  13. El Chico Malo
    Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, I’m from the Moon and I’m staring at Uranus!
  14. El Chico Malo
    Man this Humpty fella sure is hard to put back together...we should get some horses in here to help out!
  15. El Chico Malo
    Your Grandma caught your Mommy kissing Santa Claus....why do you think she got run over by a reindeer?
  16. El Chico Malo
    Pinky and The Brain is also how I refer to my genitals
  17. El Chico Malo
    Miss Me, Miss Me, Now You’ve Got A Frisbee!
  18. El Chico Malo
    Whoops! I almost left my boa constrictor at your house! That would’ve been a big mis-snake!
  19. El Chico Malo
    Hey just to be clear, I’ve got the meats too. I know Arby’s has the meats and that’s their slogan but I’ve also got the meats.
  20. El Chico Malo
    Get these Hobos out of Bonobos and get those Beggars and Grifts out of Spencer’s Gifts!
  21. El Chico Malo
    The proof is in the pudding! Don’t know why it’s there or who put it there...
  22. El Chico Malo
    You know what? Why don’t YOU hold your horses! My arms are getting tired!
  23. El Chico Malo
    No Money, No Honey. Sorry Winnie the Pooh but I'm trying to run a business here!
  24. El Chico Malo
    Making my wife queasy sure is fun and easy!
  25. El Chico Malo
    I bought you a Frisbee from Downtown Disney. NOW will you go on a date with me?
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