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Did you hear about how on the ninth month of the Muslim calendar, a low-resolution videogame ape makes random appearances? It’s the Polygon Donkey Kong Ramadan Phenomenon.
By El Chico Malo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Greedo in a Speedo eating a Big Sloppy Burrito?! No wonder Han Solo shot him!
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Flick A Booger At The Wall. Will It Stick Or Will It Fall? Hours Later, Old And Dry, Will It Be Lunch For A Fly?
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How Many Rumps Could One Chump Pump If A One-Pump-Chump Pumped Rumps?
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They won’t tell you this, but YMCA stands for Your Mom’s Curvy Ass
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This Is The Church, This Is The Steeple, This Is My Weiner and This Is My Peehole!
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Down The Hatch And Out My Crotch, I’m Gonna Go Pee Pee, Do You Wanna Watch?
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Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is also frightful. I’m in Hell.
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An oversized tie-dye t-shirt with Bart Simpson passing you a blunt that says “I Can See Clearly Now My Brain Is Gone” is perfectly acceptable attire for casual Friday, I don’t understand why you’re firing me.
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Simon Cowell’s kitchen towel is covered in blood from a murder most foul
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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To use the toilet and drop a load!
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I Whispered To Your Sister and She Wants Me To Fist Her
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I’m a Loser, I’m a Boozer, I drive a PT Cruiser
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Your Butt Filled With Lettuce Is My New Kinky Fetish
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The Hardy Boys were hardly boys (when they traded condoms for all their toys...)
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"I got a hole in one!" said the fat man with the two donuts at the golf course
By El Chico Malo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did you have to...did you have to...did you have to let it linger? Well what did I expect when you told me “Pull My Finger!”
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‪If you say “Bloody Mary” three times in the mirror your wife will come in the bathroom and ask why you’re drunk at 7 am‬
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Monkey in the middle? Subway sandwiches you've outdone yourself!
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YES she's my cousin and YES she's my wife and YES we're in love and we're married for life!
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Slow and steady wins the race, and that race is NASCAR baby.
By El Chico Malo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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