Did you hear about how on the ninth month of the Muslim calendar, a low-resolution videogame ape makes random appearances? It’s the Polygon Donkey Kong Ramadan Phenomenon.

[Did you hear about how on the ninth month of the Muslim calendar, a low-resolution videogame ape makes random appearances? It’s the Polygon Donkey Kong Ramadan Phenomenon.]

Did you hear about how on the ninth month of the Muslim calendar, a low-resolution videogame ape makes random appearances?

It’s the Polygon Donkey Kong Ramadan Phenomenon.

[Greedo in a Speedo eating a Big Sloppy Burrito?! No wonder Han Solo shot him!]

Greedo in a Speedo eating a Big Sloppy Burrito?! No wonder Han Solo shot him!

[Flick A Booger At The Wall. Will It Stick Or Will It Fall? Hours Later, Old And Dry, Will It Be Lunch For A Fly?]

Flick A Booger At The Wall. Will It Stick Or Will It Fall? Hours Later, Old And Dry, Will It Be Lunch For A Fly?

[Bart Cut A Fart And Blew Homer’s House Apart]

Bart Cut A Fart And Blew Homer’s House Apart

[How Many Rumps Could One Chump Pump If A One-Pump-Chump Pumped Rumps?]

How Many Rumps Could One Chump Pump If A One-Pump-Chump Pumped Rumps?

[They won’t tell you this, but YMCA stands for Your Mom’s Curvy Ass]

They won’t tell you this, but YMCA stands for Your Mom’s Curvy Ass

[This Is The Church, This Is The Steeple, This Is My Weiner and This Is My Peehole!]

This Is The Church, This Is The Steeple, This Is My Weiner and This Is My Peehole!

[Down The Hatch And Out My Crotch, I’m Gonna Go Pee Pee, Do You Wanna Watch?]

Down The Hatch And Out My Crotch, I’m Gonna Go Pee Pee, Do You Wanna Watch?

[Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is also frightful. I’m in Hell.]

Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is also frightful. I’m in Hell.

[An oversized tie-dye t-shirt with Bart Simpson passing you a blunt that says “I Can See Clearly Now My Brain Is Gone” is perfectly acceptable attire for casual Friday, I don’t understand why you’re firing me.]

An oversized tie-dye t-shirt with Bart Simpson passing you a blunt that says “I Can See Clearly Now My Brain Is Gone” is perfectly acceptable attire for casual Friday, I don’t understand why you’re firing me.

[Simon Cowell’s kitchen towel is covered in blood from a murder most foul]

Simon Cowell’s kitchen towel is covered in blood from a murder most foul

[In-Between My Legs Looks Like Scrambled Eggs]

In-Between My Legs Looks Like Scrambled Eggs

[Why did the Chicken cross the road? To use the toilet and drop a load!]

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To use the toilet and drop a load!

[Thick Dicks Sink Ships]

Thick Dicks Sink Ships 

[I Whispered To Your Sister and She Wants Me To Fist Her]

I Whispered To Your Sister and She Wants Me To Fist Her

[I’m a Loser, I’m a Boozer, I drive a PT Cruiser]

I’m a Loser, I’m a Boozer, I drive a PT Cruiser

[You Spilled-a The Soup-a On My Fupa]

You Spilled-a The Soup-a On My Fupa

[Your Butt Filled With Lettuce Is My New Kinky Fetish]

Your Butt Filled With Lettuce Is My New Kinky Fetish

[The Hardy Boys were hardly boys (when they traded condoms for all their toys...)]

The Hardy Boys were hardly boys (when they traded condoms for all their toys...)

["I got a hole in one!" said the fat man with the two donuts at the golf course]

"I got a hole in one!" said the fat man with the two donuts at the golf course

[Did you have to...did you have to...did you have to let it linger? Well what did I expect when you told me “Pull My Finger!”]

Did you have to...did you have to...did you have to let it linger? Well what did I expect when you told me “Pull My Finger!”

[‪If you say “Bloody Mary” three times in the mirror your wife will come in the bathroom and ask why you’re drunk at 7 am‬]

‪If you say “Bloody Mary” three times in the mirror your wife will come in the bathroom and ask why you’re drunk at 7 am‬

[Monkey in the middle? Subway sandwiches you've outdone yourself!]

Monkey in the middle? Subway sandwiches you've outdone yourself!

[YES she's my cousin and YES she's my wife and YES we're in love and we're married for life!]

YES she's my cousin and YES she's my wife and YES we're in love and we're married for life!

[Slow and steady wins the race, and that race is NASCAR baby.]

Slow and steady wins the race, and that race is NASCAR baby.