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  1. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Wham bam thankyou sam-i-am. I shan't stick around for green eggs and ham.
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    It's an oldie, but a goodie, said grandpa with a woody.
  3. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    At the end of the day, it's all about how much hummus you can scoop with your dong.
  4. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though I'm tied up in a pyramid scheme.
  5. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    I'll say it again, I don't want to fight, put on your damn speedo, and go fly that kite.
  6. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    A picture is worth a thousand words, but this big bird sex tape aint worth a damn.
  7. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    I'll have a vodka martini... shaken, not stirred with your penis.
  8. Stone Cold Jizz Austin

    Eat, sleep, shart, repeat.

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    Eat, sleep, shart, repeat.
  9. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    They say not to shit where you eat. Worst birthday dinner ever, dad.
  10. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    I came, I saw, I came again. These shorts are ruined.
  11. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Give up velcro? I'd rather let Big Bird park his jeep on my face.
  12. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away... now it looks as though drink purchase is required.
  13. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    I'll have a vodka martini... shaken, not stirred with your dong.
  14. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Have you seen that new gardening segment on Fox? Talk about rake news.
  15. Stone Cold Jizz Austin

    No one bones like Gaston.

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    No one bones like Gaston.
  16. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Forget about the assless chaps, how bout that chapless ass?
  17. Stone Cold Jizz Austin

    Keep calm and suck it.

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    Keep calm and suck it.
  18. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    And I know when that hotline rings, it's time for me to sling some peen.
  19. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Be the change that you wish to see in the vending machine.
  20. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you’ll be so fucking late for work.
  21. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    One for the monkeys, two for Jon Snow, three to eat shreddies, and four to do blow
  22. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Sweater vest sales 101. Always Be Clothing.
  23. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    She was all that and a bag of chips. Of course we were all dressed for the annual salt and vinegarage sale.
  24. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Well slap my ass and call me Thomas, welcome to Tomedy Bang Bang
  25. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Asses to asses, butts to butts, time to put the fun back in funeral.
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