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  1. Foolish Mortal
    For neither the first nor last time, I have gorged myself upon the flesh of my fellow man.
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    Sun's out, guns out, it's a dog day afternoon. Attica! Attica!
  3. Foolish Mortal
    Brother bet a butter Buddha for the booty of a bitter boater .
  4. Foolish Mortal
    Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one, and yours is fucked.
  5. Foolish Mortal
    Well pull down my Peter pants and tinker my bell!
  6. Foolish Mortal
    Like God, I forgive. But my standards are a hell of a lot lower.
  7. Foolish Mortal
    The pubic mullet: business up front, party in the crack.
  8. Foolish Mortal
    Would that my wounded wood could woo. Boo hoo.
  9. Foolish Mortal
    A, E, I, O, U and... sometimes Y? Why!? WHYYYYYYYY!?
  10. Foolish Mortal
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you gators, it's time to seriously consider moving out of Florida.
  11. Foolish Mortal
    Quantum look before you quantum leap.
  12. Foolish Mortal
    If there's one thing I learned from game theory, it's that the "prisoner's dilemma" has surprisingly little to do with soap.
  13. Foolish Mortal
    Are we human, or are we dancer? Or prancer? Or vixen? Or comet? Or cupid? Or donner? Or blitzen? We are reindeer.
  14. Foolish Mortal
    "I don't like the sound of that," I said, as the glass rod entered my urethra.
  15. Foolish Mortal
    LIKE A FEMALE PIG DO YOU GET IT
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