Animal

Vampires don't care for clam-fryers, but they'll meet you at the clambake if you don't bring your stake.

I got these succulent gams by eating buckets of yams.

It was the best of dimes, it was the worst of crimes. I stole ten cents.

This is a haiku, You can check the syllables, Thank you very much.

It was the blessed of times, it was the cursed of times.

I done tore my britches. Good thing britches get stitches.

It's not you, it's Flea. It's not two, it's three. Why is Flea still the third wheel in this relationship?

Nobody calls me the space cowboy, nobody calls me the gangster of love, I must need better friends.

If you give a man a fish, he might drop it because it's slippery, but the 5 second rule still applies.

You too could be a tropical storm if you just work hard, follow your dreams, and sustain winds of at least 39 miles per hour.

Here at the BDSM Credit Union, we're bankin' for a spankin'.

She was a real bookworm, and she was also a real earthworm.

Frankly, my dear, Rue Mclanahan.

There was a young limerick name Jim, and though you may find this too grim, he died an early death.

Take a quantum leap into my quantum loop, and let me quantify your quarks, dork.

Next stop is Ovulation Station, here's your eggs, congratulations!

The Bicuspid Bandit stole your molar, you say? Not to fear, the Sleuth Troop from Duluth will find out the tooth truth.

I'm just twerkin for the tweekend.

This makes me frown when I say it. I take it back.

Praise be to the Pastry, and to the Buns, and to the Holy Toast. Glu-ten.

Praise be to the Farrell, and to the Quinn, and to the Holy Jost. Col-in.

The cantankerous rhinoceros is now ponderous by the pond with us, so don't make a fuss.

I loved everyone's high school characters and the evolution of the name "Mel Tapatow," but for some reason Chef Kevin very confidently saying he'd be Amanda Bynes really got me the most. And I am happy that Sean made me think about Blackalicious again.

Buckle up, crank the A.C., and pull down your lap trays, it's time for another Minivan Adventure.