Animal

Heavens to Betsy and Hells to Freddy, is THIS what you did with my rusted machete?

Unbake my tart, say you'll make muffins instead. Undo this hurt that you caused when you baked me this tart that was full of dead flies.

Don't think about a pink elephant, but please DO think about a pink elephant's big silly ding-dong.

When life gives you limes, you could make limeade or maybe a nice key lime pie, it's up to you, I don't care.

Frankly, my dear, parallelogram.

My wife is like a box of chocolates. She's really sweet!

There might be other fish in the sea, but I can't breathe under here. HELP.

Corker confirmed. 300 corks. It was fun to hear Moshe's perspective on the Comic-Con episode. I wonder if they will release it in full! I related to Hayes' description of his tone of voice during the Mrs. Batman joke as "afraid of his own fear." I think that may be what I always sound like.

Hello forum. I like this podcast. Makes it hard to breathe and I get a high pitch laugh as if I start to laugh but then someone invisible squeezes my throat. It makes me have endorphins. I think it's because I'm laughing so much. I like the full commitment of Sean and Hayes to their own style of comedy, and how much they clearly enjoy it makes me enjoy it even more. They listen to each other as if they're both sitting across the room inside the walls of the same brain. It's a kind of irony with a deep layer of joy and playfulness underneath. It's often the bright spot in my day.