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    Just wiggle your caboose like a silly little goose.

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    Nothing is nude under the sun, except this full moon.

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    Jan Brady doth protest the Bunch, methinks.

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    If my hat tastes like cake, I'll eat my hat.

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    It was kielbasa times, it was bratwurst of times.

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    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, spin around and make a sprinkler sound.

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    Slam-dunk all your eggs in one basket. Now you made a sports omelette.

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    Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man smelly and dumb and he dies.

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    You're once, twice, three times Slim Shady. You're Emineminem.

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    Well butter my Butthead and call me a Beavis.

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    Take a look, at this left hook, it's Reading Painbow.

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    Everybody dance later.

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    If you give a fish a man, the fish will not know what to do because it has a small brain.

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    I scream, you scream, we all scream, please help us.

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  15.  

    Godot never showed up, so now I'm Waiting for That Ho.

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    Keep your hands off, mere mortals; this smorgasbord is for the Lord.

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    Please keep all hanky-panky inside the Hanky-Pankatorium.

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    I flirted with danger, but danger turned me down.

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    The friend who fills your cavities is your Friend with Dental Benefits.

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    The stars littered the night sky like a bunch of shiny trash.

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  21.  

    Throw out that figgy pudding, it's not Christmas yet, you fool.

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    Look at my lovely lobster lumps, I'm a corpulent crustacean.

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    Actions speak louder than birds. Speak up, little bird!

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  24.  

    Looks like I caught another trap in my trap trap.

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    If you put on your tunic, I'll sing you a tune, Nick.

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