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  1. Animal
    Just wiggle your caboose like a silly little goose.
  2. Animal
    Nothing is nude under the sun, except this full moon.
  3. Animal
    Jan Brady doth protest the Bunch, methinks.
  4. Animal
    If my hat tastes like cake, I'll eat my hat.
  5. Animal
    It was kielbasa times, it was bratwurst of times.
  6. Animal
    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, spin around and make a sprinkler sound.
  7. Animal
    Slam-dunk all your eggs in one basket. Now you made a sports omelette.
  8. Animal
    Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man smelly and dumb and he dies.
  9. Animal
    You're once, twice, three times Slim Shady. You're M&M&M.
  10. Animal
    Well butter my Butthead and call me a Beavis.
  11. Animal
    Take a look, at this left hook, it's Reading Painbow.
  12. Animal
    Everybody dance later.
  13. Animal
    If you give a fish a man, the fish will not know what to do because it has a small brain.
  14. Animal
    I scream, you scream, we all scream, please help us.
  15. Animal
    Godot never showed up, so now I'm Waiting for That Ho.
  16. Animal
    Keep your hands off, mere mortals; this smorgasbord is for the Lord.
  17. Animal
    Please keep all hanky-panky inside the Hanky-Pankatorium.
  18. Animal
    I flirted with danger, but danger turned me down.
  19. Animal
    The friend who fills your cavities is your Friend with Dental Benefits.
  20. Animal
    The stars littered the night sky like a bunch of shiny trash.
  21. Animal
    Throw out that figgy pudding, it's not Christmas yet, you fool.
  22. Animal
    Look at my lovely lobster lumps, I'm a corpulent crustacean.
  23. Animal
    Actions speak louder than birds. Speak up, little bird!
  24. Animal
    Looks like I caught another trap in my trap trap.
  25. Animal
    If you put on your tunic, I'll sing you a tune, Nick.
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