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Vampires don't care for clam-fryers, but they'll meet you at the clambake if you don't bring your stake.
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It was the best of dimes, it was the worst of crimes. I stole ten cents.
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This is a haiku, You can check the syllables, Thank you very much.
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I done tore my britches. Good thing britches get stitches.
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It's not you, it's Flea. It's not two, it's three. Why is Flea still the third wheel in this relationship?
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Nobody calls me the space cowboy, nobody calls me the gangster of love, I must need better friends.
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If you give a man a fish, he might drop it because it's slippery, but the 5 second rule still applies.
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You too could be a tropical storm if you just work hard, follow your dreams, and sustain winds of at least 39 miles per hour.
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Here at the BDSM Credit Union, we're bankin' for a spankin'.
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She was a real bookworm, and she was also a real earthworm.
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There was a young limerick name Jim, and though you may find this too grim, he died an early death.
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Take a quantum leap into my quantum loop, and let me quantify your quarks, dork.
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Next stop is Ovulation Station, here's your eggs, congratulations!
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The Bicuspid Bandit stole your molar, you say? Not to fear, the Sleuth Troop from Duluth will find out the tooth truth.
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Praise be to the Pastry, and to the Buns, and to the Holy Toast. Glu-ten.
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Praise be to the Farrell, and to the Quinn, and to the Holy Jost.
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The cantankerous rhinoceros is now ponderous by the pond with us, so don't make a fuss.
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Buckle up, crank the A.C., and pull down your lap trays, it's time for another Minivan Adventure.
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Heavens to Betsy and Hells to Freddy, is THIS what you did with my rusted machete?
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Unbake my tart, say you'll make muffins instead. Undo this hurt that you caused when you baked me this tart that was full of dead flies.
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Don't think about a pink elephant, but please DO think about a pink elephant's big silly ding-dong.
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