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Nobody calls me the space cowboy, nobody calls me the gangster of love, I must need better friends.
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If you give a fish a man, the fish will not know what to do because it has a small brain.
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You're once, twice, three times Slim Shady. You're Emineminem.
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Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man smelly and dumb and he dies.
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She was a real bookworm, and she was also a real earthworm.
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It's not you, it's Flea. It's not two, it's three. Why is Flea still the third wheel in this relationship?
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Heavens to Betsy and Hells to Freddy, is THIS what you did with my rusted machete?
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Slam-dunk all your eggs in one basket. Now you made a sports omelette.
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If you give a man a fish, he might drop it because it's slippery, but the 5 second rule still applies.
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There was a young limerick name Jim, and though you may find this too grim, he died an early death.
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Unbake my tart, say you'll make muffins instead. Undo this hurt that you caused when you baked me this tart that was full of dead flies.
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The cantankerous rhinoceros is now ponderous by the pond with us, so don't make a fuss.
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Praise be to the Pastry, and to the Buns, and to the Holy Toast. Glu-ten.
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The Bicuspid Bandit stole your molar, you say? Not to fear, the Sleuth Troop from Duluth will find out the tooth truth.
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Take a quantum leap into my quantum loop, and let me quantify your quarks, dork.
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